You see these people coming from a mile away. Well, actually they're only steps away from the door, after they park in the handicap spot without a handicap sticker. They're out there looking like Ben Stiller at the end of Dodgeball, and they don't actually need a motorized vehicle to shop for a box of reborn Twinkies, cheese-infused summer sausages, and five-pound buckets of mayonnaise. Unfortunately, these horrible humans are a great representation of what this country is all about.
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