There are so many ways to get around town that some are bound to be douchey. Face it, douches have invaded every aspect of life. There's a douche uniform, a douche code of ethics, and douche methods of transportation. And it goes beyond drawing attention. A Ferrari begs for attention, but not as desperately as, say, an engine-powered skateboard. If you find yourself using one of The Douchiest Forms of Transportation, you may want to step back and analyze where it all went wrong. We're just trying to give you heads up.