Sports figure(s) involved: Tiger Woods
Women: can't live with them, can't humiliate them irreparably by smashing, like, 40 bottle service waitresses without consequence. Two days after Thanksgiving 2009, Tiger Woods crashed his Cadillac Escalade after a purported domestic dispute with his then-wife, Elin Nordegren. The Swedish model was allegedly turnt after she discovered that Woods was having sex with dozens of casual partners. Besides losing his golf game, Woods was dropped by Gatorade, had to answer every question with "That's a private matter" for two straight years, and was forced to hand over a painful $110,000,000 divorce settlement.