2013 whereabouts: China and the end of the San Antonio Spurs bench.
Age: 34

Why? Because T-Mac needs a ring, that's why. He was oh-so-close last season as a member of the Spurs and was doing his thing in China prior to that (FWIW). We feel like Tracy could give a contender 15 solid minutes of veteran ball. He shouldn't be relegated to garbage time like some D-Leaguer. Sidebar: How crazy is it that T-Mac and Kobe were once considered to be on the same level?