Date: 4/24/1983
Sport: Basketball
Punishment: None (Ainge ejected)

The headline ("Tree Bites Man") was almost too good. After Atlanta Hawks center Tree Rollins elbowed the Celtics' Danny Ainge in the face, Ainge tackled Rollins to the ground and the two engaged in what looked like a typical, uneventful wrestling match. But not so fast. Rollins decided that to get even, he would chow down on Ainge's finger, biting so deeply that Ainge required two stitches just to keep the tendon in his finger together.