7. Mark Sanchez
Team: New York Jets
Hateful lowlight: Two words: butt fumble
No one needs a hug more than Mark Sanchez. In the era of YouTube fail compilations and GIFs, the man your mom knows as "the butt fumble guy?" has become one of sports' most ridiculed players. He spends Sundays in the fall humiliating the Tri-state Area in a way that the cast of Jersey Shore can only dream about. But like a modern day Pauly Shore, this complete buffoon has dated some of the hottest girls around (read: Eva Longoria, Kate Upton, AND Hayden Panettiere) and he makes more than $8,000,000 a year. If you didn't hate Mark Sanchez before reading this piece, you hate him now and we don't blame you.