23. Andruw Bynum
Team: Philadelphia 76ers
Hateful lowlight: The '12-'13 NBA season
Before you scoff at the idea of raising taxes on the wealthy, consider Andrew Bynum. That clown made $16,000,000 this year to sit courtside at Philly games and brainstorm bizarre ways to mess with his hair. To watch Andrew Bynum, is to watch a man waste talent and that irks us all, especially when we're wasting away in a cubicle at, like, .25 percent of his salary.