Metta World Peace is the best, isn't he? According to numerous reports, the Lakers are going to use the NBA's amnesty provision soon to take World Peace's $7.7 million contract off the books next season. It'll help the Lakers clear cap space, and it'll give World Peace the chance to join another NBA team this summer (maybe the Knicks?). So you would think that World Peace would be a little bit on edge today. But nooooooope!
Just a little while ago, World Peace took to his Twitter account to announce that he "just got the news…" But "the news" isn't what you think. Here's what he had to say:
I just got the news ... I'm so sad!!!— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 10, 2013
My news is that My favorite burger spot called "My Favorite Burger" added extra gratuity cost to the vegan burgers.. Worst day ever— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 10, 2013
And then "My Favorite Burger" took away the whole grain buns. These losers amnestied the buns.. Unreal man..— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 10, 2013
They waived the buns because the lettuce put them over the salary cap. I went into the restaurant furious. "No more whole grain buns. What!"— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 10, 2013
SMH. You got us, World Peace. Now seriously, did you hear anything yet?!
[via Metta World Peace]