If ever there were two athletes with more than their fair share of male groupies, it's these two. Each has an Internet army ready to go to battle for their honor. "LeBron needed D-Wade." "Well, Jordan had Pippen." "MJ never lost a Finals." "LeBron's faster and stronger!" Holy moly, would you stans chill the hell out? The whole thing is played out already, which is especially unfortunate because this debate will continue for another decade, at least.