Three things are certain in life: death, taxes and some drunken loudmouth dick ruining the sporting experience for you and your family. So here's to you drunken sports fans we'd raise our glasses but most of you are probably alcoholics who don't need anymore encouragement. This post is our attempt at a wakeup call. If that first DUI wasn't an eye opener then odds are this won't be either, but at least you can't say Complex didn't try. Anyway, here's some hilariously sauced fans. If you see yourself in here then please, for your mother's sake, get your shit together!