Photos of Crappy Cars With Pretentious Bumper Stickers

Making cars even worse.

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Bumper stickers are terrible creations. No matter how much we might agree with something they say, or no matter how much they make us laugh, it comes down to one thing: You're blatantly disrespecting cars by sicking something on them. It doesn't help that a lot of the times, the bumper stickers make the drivers seem like know-it-all, my-opinion-matters-yours-doesn't, you're-all-idiots types of people.

This is actually true most of the time, which then turns into us being happy that they're ruining their cars that were horrifically shitty in the first place. Check out some of the most stuck-up examples we could find with these Photos of Crappy Cars With Pretentious Bumper Stickers.

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"My Kid Is an Honor Student & My President Is An Idiot"

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"Blacks Didn't Choose Slavery, Jews Didn't Choose Genocide, Babies Don't Choose Abortion"

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"If This Sticker Is Blue, Then You're Driving Too Fast."

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"Honk If You're More Qualified Than Obama"

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"Where's The Birth Certificate, Why Is Being Right Extreme?"

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"Don't Re-Nig in 2012"

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"Without Men, Civilization Would Last Until The Oil Needed Changing"

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"Lick Bush and Dick in 2004"

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"You Have To Be Real Secure To Be Seen in a Car Like THIS"

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"Her Right To Choose Murdered My Child, Anti-Christ Runs For President, OneBigAssMistakeAmerica"

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"We the People Are Fed Up!"

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"Regime Change Begins at Home, He's NOT My President, One Nation Under Surveillance"

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"The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans, Republican't, No More Bushit"

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"No You Can't Have My Rights, I'm Still Using Them"

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"We're Paid Off By The Corporations Who Took Your Job And House Away, And Your Dumb Ass Still Votes For Us"

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"Science: More Than a Wild Ass Guess"

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