Career years: 2000-Present

Tom Brady stans protect him the way a mother cub does with their child. Just like NFL referees, they can't bear to see him take a hit. They put him on the highest pedestal the NFL has to offer, and they won't let you knock him down. He also attracts the David Beckham type of stan, meaning that he'll always get love for his looks and his family, no matter how many Super Bowls he loses.