Career Years: 2009-Present

Neymar stans are a tricky bunch, because there are really two sets of them. The first set are the more traditional stans—they'll ride or die for Neymar forever. The other set has a love/hate relationship with Neymar—they'll be super stans when Neymar does well, but call him overrated when he struggles. Don't get it twisted, as the second set are still stans, but with a more fair weather flow. Both sets are still incredibly annoying.