Career years: 2006-Present

Mario Balotelli stans and J.R. Smith stans should go on vacation together. They both love the bullshit their players pull, and don't really care about how they play, so long as they succeed and fail while staying true to their ratchet nature. In Balotelli's case, that means FLEXING RIDICULOUSLY HARD (pause) after scoring twice against Germany in the Euro 2012 semis, and then getting into a brawl with his Manchester City manager months later.