If there is anything we know about Dwight Howard, it's that he loves attention. Whether he is complaining about fouls, making questionable fast food commercials, or changing his mind about the team he wants to play for, all eyes are on him pretty much all the time. Now that he's in Houston, he's getting ready for a major culture change. In order to continue sticking out like Yao Ming in a crowd of Asians, he's going to need a new whip. We've come up with some suggestions based on his tastes and personality. Check 'em out.
10. A Car With Whistler Tips
Dwight is pretty well-known for two things in the NBA: Complaining and not being able to make his free throws. A car with whistler tips that go WOO WOO encompass both of these things. They're blowing a whistle (like a foul), and they're annoying as hell (like Dwight complaining every five seconds). And if you don't know what whistler tips are, watch the video below.