Profiling the Different Types of Car Parkers

Most people are pretty horrible at it.

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Parking should not be an art. Sure, there are cool ways to do it, but when it comes down to it, it's a simple skill that every single person who drives should know how to do. My mind was blown, when I found out that not everybody has to go through a parallel parking test before getting a driver's license. This lack of elevated standards is one of many reasons why the quality of parking out in today's world is worse than ever. Other reasons include, people are dumb, people suck, people are stupid, and people are idiots. For all those reasons, we decided to categorize the horrible types of people who terrorize parking lots, side streets, and metered parking everywhere. Here are our Profiles of the Different Types of Car Parkers

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The Person Who Squeezes Into a Spot That's Way Too Small

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The Person Who Steals Your Spot

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The Person Who Forgets the Parking Brake

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The Person Who Double Parks

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The Person Who Has to Back in Every Single Time

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The Person Who Fails and Fails and Fails and Fails ...

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The Person on the Curb

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The Person Who Sticks Out

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The Person Who Parks in a Restricted Spot and Leaves the Blinkers On

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The Douche Who Parks in the Handicapped Spot

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The Person Who Takes up Two or More Spots

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The Person Who Uses Cars Instead of a Rear View Mirror

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The Person Who Doesn't Stop

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