Crap goes wrong when cops pull people over all the time; people flee, people try to stuff their stash in places one might not want to think about, and people go berserk, but this is a new one. Rookie officer Keith Moore of Aransas Pass, TX was having no problems writing a ticket when a monkey leapt out of the back seat and sunk its tiny little teeth into his hand.

Yeah, a monkey. The monkey is apparently usually well behaved and works as a carnival performer, but seeing his owner get a ticket was too much to bear.

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[via Autoblog