14. Joakim Noah Hates Cleveland
Round: Eastern Conference First Round, Game 2
Best quote: "You like it? You think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard anybody say, 'I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.'"
Who said it: Joakim Noah
The sports gods have been tough on Cleveland more or less since the dawn of time, but for whatever reason Joakim Noah decided he should rub a little salt on the wound. Maybe he was inspired by this video or something. Sorry, Cleveland.