4. Johan Petro
Stats: 4.7 PPG 3.9 RPG 0.5 APG
Teams: Thunder, Nuggets, Nets, Hawks
Straight scrub, but he's been in the L for eight seasons so there's that. However, he is 7'0" and could form complete sentences. Petro is a struggle to watch and so is his chromodome. He's going to give someone a concussion one day. He must be stopped.