13. Ray Allen
Jesus Shuttlesworth and Miami's mayor on LeBron's off days a.k.a. Ray Allen is as stale as they come. On the hardwood he does his job as designated shooter and can always be depended on to get a good shot up when it counts. Off the court, however, there's not much going on with Allen. Can't remember the last time he's said or done anything of note outside He Got Game, which was incredibly surprising in its own right based on what we know of Allen now.
Can you even fathom him doing a movie now? Even with the beef with Rondo and KG we didn't get much out of Allen outside of him just wanting to be friends with his old crew. We're anxiously awaiting the autobiography when he finally goes off.