Jimmie Johnson has five of the last 12 Cup series championships to his name but he has to make our list for boring athletes today. Drivers  like Tony Stewart, Dale Earnhardt Jr., and even Danica Patrick have been able to cash in on their personalities which is something Johnson just doesn't seem to have in him. If you were the best at what you did for five straight years and had people with far less wins cashing in, you'd be scratching your head wouldn't you?