Show: Saturday Night Live
Year aired: 1991
Star: Michael Jordan

Long before we poked fun at the Windy City's propensity towards overrating athletes and scarfing fried food, Bill Swerski's Super Fans delivered hilarious digs at Chicago one bite of greasy Italian sausage at a time. In this particular installment of the recurring series, Michael Jordan joins the round table to talk about "Daaa Bulls." The Super Fans interrupt Jordan to debate Coach Ditka vs. a hurricane and discuss how many heart attacks they've had (a baker's dozen for Farley). You know, basic happy hour conversation in bars throughout Wrigleyville.