Wifey of: Erik Spoelstra

Okay, not gonna lie, Spo was a bit of dark horse to make this list, but it's more than deserved. Having graduated magna cum laude at Florida International University with a degree in Art History—and now working as an art gallery director in Bal Harbour—Nikki Sapp has proved herself to be more than just a pretty face. Did we mention that she used to be a Miami Heat dancer?

We see you Spo haters out there.