If you thought today's parade celebrating the Miami Heat as the 2013 NBA champions was a time for relaxation and celebration, you would be partially correct. That's because while the Heat players, like LeBron James, did sport the victory cigar in his mouth and wave at their fans, Bron Bron also needed to duck out of the way of an extremely close overpass that damn near decapitated the four-time MVP.
Oh, you hear that? It's the sound of the person organizing the parade getting screamed at and fired for nearly taking the crown off King James' head.
[via Ball Don't Lie]