These Photos Prove It's Impossible for Longboarders Not To Look Douchey

It's not our fault.

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We tried to help you guys out last summer. We gave you 20 chances to, at best, go unnoticed by the boarding community and then waited a full year to see if anything has changed. Sadly, it hasn't. To the contradiction and dismay of many, Longboarders still look like douches. Exhibit A above.

The longer board, the wider trucks, softer wheels, that just all says that you're lazy and don't want to take the actual time to properly learn on a real skateboard. Just take a look at this gallery we've gathered, if you need any more evidence. We've determined that It's Pretty Much Impossible for Longboarders Not To Look Douchey. 

Related: 20 Longboards That Won't Make You Look Like A Douchebag

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