We're happy that the San Antonio Spurs are in the NBA Finals. No, really. And it's for one reason, the press conference gift that keeps giving, Gregg Popovich. With his unique mix of desert dry humor and over-the-top seriousness, Popovich drives reporters crazy with his ridiculous responses and his first Finals press conference was no different. Here are his gems from earlier today, gathered by Pro Basketball Talk:  

• On listing Tim Duncan as “DNP-OLD” last year when sitting him out a game: “He loved it. He thought it was funny as hell. There were some others who did not enjoy it, but Timmy got a kick out of it and I got a kick out of it. It was fun. And it was true. He was older than dirt. That’s the deal. He was tired that night. He’s old. So I could have lied. I could have said he has a broken ankle or something. I just said he’s old.

• On saying why he wanted years back to get Jason Kidd to mentor Tony Parker: “My illustrious NBA career ended a week and a half. So what the hell am I going to teach him about being a point guard? That was a joke. That was a joke. I thought that Jason Kidd being there, being the mentally tough person that he is and with his skills, that would be the greatest education for Tony Parker.”

• On how these Spurs with Duncan, Tony Parker and Many Ginobili have sustained greatness for more than a decade: “I think that it’s a real simple answer. Nobody really likes it. They want me to say something different. It’s a total function of who those three guys are. What if they were jerks? What if they were selfish? What if one of them was, you know, unintelligent? If, if, if. But the way it works out, all three of them are highly intelligent. They all have great character. They appreciate their teammates’ success. They feel responsible to each other. They feel responsible to Patty Mills or to Danny Green. That’s who they are and how they’re built. I think when you have three guys like that, you’re able to build something over time.

“So I think it’s just a matter of being really, really fortunate to have three people who understand that and who commit to a system and a philosophy for that length of time. I don’t know what else to tell you. It’s on them.”

• Talking about when Popovich called up to congratulate Pat Riley after the Heat signed LeBron James,Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh in the same summer: “Well, you know, I still call him Coach Riley. I can’t help it. I guess he’s Executive Coach Riley and all that, slash whatever. But he’s been a competitor obviously his whole career since he was a player in college and beyond. He put together a team fairly, within the rules, that is a monster. So why wouldn’t he get credit for that? Why wouldn’t you congratulate him for that?

“So I did. I always respected his competitiveness and how he ran things in New York and L.A. and so on and so forth. And as an executive he’s done the same thing. He lets people do what they do, puts things together, and he put together a hell of a team. And so I called him to thank him because I respect him so much not to thank him, but to congratulate him. That’s the last thing I do is thank him for doing that.”

So, don't forget. Watch Game 1 tomorrow for the action and excitement, but stick around for the mid-game Pop interview. It will not disappoint.  

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[via Pro Basketball Talk]