No. of kids / No. of baby mamas: 14 / Unknown
The numbers aren't confirmed, but best estimates put Garrincha's career scoring average at 17.4 GPK, which, in case you're wondering, stands for goals per kid. Garrincha is a legend among Brazilian footballers, having netted 244 goals in 631 appearances with Botafogo and the Brazilian national team. Meanwhile, off the pitch, he was known to have fathered at least 14 children. As far as how many baby mamas he snagged in the process, your guess is as good as ours.