1. Calvin Murphy
No. of kids / No. of baby mamas: 14 / 9
When you got a nickname like the "Pocket Rocket," you know that's not a good sign. Calvin Murphy capped his NBA career with a Hall of Fame induction in 1993, but much of the news and allegations surrounding Murphy's personal life is Hall of Shame-worthy. Dude holds the (unofficial) record for most illegitimate children by the most women, and faced molestation charges from five of his daughters (all of which he was later acquitted of). All that and Murphy was still selected to be part of the NBA's mentoring program. SMH, we're done.