As usual, it’s a lot better to just let Tyson explain this one.

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin (his wife). When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big Silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas,” said Tyson. “They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined.”

Not sure what that gorilla did to Tyson to deserve that rage, but who are we to ask questions? It’s probably best to avoid getting our own snotboxes smashed.