Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Years Active: 1975-2011
The birthday boy Jake the Snake moved in with Diamond Dallas Page (who was repaying his mentor) in an effort to get sober and in-shape for a potential “final” match. If you remember, Jake was a balloon at the end of his career but he's now regularly drug-tested, attends AA meetings, and has lost over 50 pounds. He's getting closer and closer to getting his life back on track.