When one takes his or her Bentley Continental GT to a car wash in Manchester, UK to get detailed, one expects it to come back shiner, polished, and nicely vacuumed on the inside. One does not expect the detailer to take it for a spin, and then accidentally drive it through the valet area lobby.
Needless to say, this situation isn't as hypothetical is one would hope, and the Bentley in question looks much, much worse than it used to. At least nobody was hurt. We think the owner might be investing in one of these soon.