We finally found it. After years and year and year, we found the most affordable Lamborghini on the planet. Never mind that you can't actually drive it. Or touch it without fear of getting tetanus. Somebody in Germany who's out of their God damn minds is actually trying to sell that pile of scrap that you see above. It was destroyed in a garage fire looks as though nothing could possibly be salvaged from it. So ... who's got first bid?