The Fat Jew is here to ask Victor Cruz the questions you want to know. Like, has he ever been forced to perform the salsa dance in a supermarket? How many white women has he taken a picture with? And if that doesn't pique your interest, how about witnessing the creation of a signature cocktail for Cruz? Maybe you will wanna give it a try. Most likely, though, you won't go anywhere near it.  

Watch all the hilarity ensue in the above video. Enjoy!

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[via The Crosby Press]