Wifey of: James Harden, Houston Rockets

So lets just say James Harden has been having a really good year. He got traded to Houston where he got his max deal and balled out like the superstar scorer some thought he'd be. Then he bagged the "Practice" muse, Kyra Chaos, after his Trina fling. And he pays her 50 stacks a month to be his wifey. That move won him our prestigious Biggest Trick of the Year award.