The Most Ignorant Tiger Woods Tweets from the 2013 Masters

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Demanding aren't we? But let us know the next time a golf game is on, we'll probably be watching something else too.

Let's hope he didn't leave a voicemail on the house phone.

Is Kimberly creeped out or flattered? Guan Tianlang should definitely be proud of the accomplishment though.

Twitter TMI offense number 7,950,293.

She's one of those bitches that doesn't just go away either. See Dropgate.

Caption: This guy dressed himself this morning with this exact moment in mind - #Masters

Or he's just really into tiger T-shirts, they're kind of in right now.

Something tells us he'd prefer to be the definition of something else.

It's gonna take a whole lotta top five finshes to make up for that bro, but you already knew that, you're the black pope.

Many have drawn the correlation, but none have done it quite so elegantly.

How haven't we thought about this yet?

She had to have an idea for what she was getting into with dating Tiger, but it's probably going to be a while for her to get used to tweets like this one.

#lowblow #ishereallyverfied

Excuse me?

Hardly even recognize the guy.

Initial thoughts as a sports fan: How was this penalty assessed? Who enforced it? What would be grounds for a DQ? Also, how in the hell do you masturbate incorrectly?

We'd pay good money to see Woods' reaction to this tweet.

LeBron, take notes.

Real nonsensical shit.

It's the little things that really count in life, Tiger, get rid of it immediately.

The picture form puts this over the top. #Dead