Year: 1997
Lyric: "Flow at room temperature, cats is presumed miniature/Like golf, soft like Tiger Woods" 

Golf Score: BIRDIE. Annie Leibovitz can vouch that Tiger is half-way diesel, but when Common rapped this, it was when we would have assumed he could still whoop some ass. He had an album called Can I Borrow A Dollar?. Poor people are usually really good at fighting.