Subway conductors have it rough. Every single day they put up with grumpy New Yorkers, moronic tourists, knife-wielding thugs, strung-out prostitutes, drunk college kids, and homeless wanks looking for a place to lay their heads. It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it. Today, in honor of our friends below ground, we count down The 10 Types of Subway Conductors. From the mumbler to the beat poet, we hit all the stops.