Everybody stop! There's a gigantic white graffiti penis in the way! Some hoodlum thought it'd be funny to be a dick and paint a dick on the world's most famous racetrack, the Nürburgring. In order to remove the graffiti, the track was shut down for about half of the day. In an unfortunate coincidence, it was also the first nice day at the track of the year. Whoever was scheduled to run this morning really got the shaft!

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[via Bridge To Gantry]