We see that face you're making. Don't act you haven't resorted to a gas station hotdog and kind of liked it. We've all been mesmerized by the red glow of those dogs that have clearly been simmering in that glass case for days. It's never a good idea to buy one of these, but if you stare at them long enough, you can convince yourself to pull the trigger.
A true baller will make it a corn dog, but we reserve that move for special occassions.