Bars with less than 40 TVs should have their liquor licenses revoked. If, during the game, you find yourself in front of a "mixologist" who "muddles mint" to "release natural oils and aroma," then we hope you choke on your lemon peel garnish. Sports fans drink domestic beer from buckets because they're hardcore. Also, because they're on special. Waitress!? Another Bronco Bucket, please.
On game day, you go to a bar that focuses on craft cocktails.