15 Signs You're a Sports Hater

No love for the game.

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For every loud mouthed sports fanatic, there's a bitter hater to remind him that it's just a game played by millionaire meatheads. The geek-versus-jock dynamic isn't only a construct of John Hughes movies, in fact, ESPN created a daytime cable empire out of pitting athletes against pipsqueaks. So how do you know if you're a bitter athletics cynic? Check out these 15 Signs You're a Sports Hater.

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You call LeBron James a “cry baby.”

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You think today’s athletes are “overpaid prima donnas.”

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You won’t go to a game unless you’re sitting courtside or in a luxury suite.

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You spend NFL Sunday at the fitness club.

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You call sports “organized sports.”

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On game day, you go to a bar that focuses on craft cocktails.

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You’re a contrarian.

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You’re quick to shift the water cooler conversation to Breaking Bad season five or the new Mumford & Sons album.

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Your school has a minimum SAT/GPA requirement for scholarship.

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During the Final Four, you live Tweet the Celebrity Apprentice.

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You’re failing P.E.

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You suffered through Super Bowl gameplay just to watch Beyoncé.

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You satisfy your competitive needs with Xbox Live.

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You stay seated during “The Wave.”

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You ain't 'bout that Fantasy Football life.

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