Description: Travelling at 55 mph in a 70 mph.

What It Says: The driver is either ancient, under the influence and trying not to get pulled over, or lost. Only one of these is acceptable, and it's not being a blue-haired blind woman cruising at 37 in the left lane of I-95 in a Buick Century or being the idiot who just smoked six bowls and downed seven yaeger bombs. If you're just looking for your turn, we'll give you a free pass.