Back in the day, there was no greater reward than getting to second base while you avoided the vigilant eyes of your date's parents. If your significant other still lives with his or her folks, treasure these moments getting nasty right under the 'rents' noses. If you are dating an independent person who has graduated to a crib, we recommend taking a stroll down memory lane next time you go with her to visit the rents: post up in front of their mailbox and have a good time. What the hell else are you going to do in your significant others' home town? Everything closes at 9.