What It Says: You're a college freshman and your mom gave you her car.

It doesn't really feel like you own it yet, and you still call it "mom's car." Because of this, you still have your emergency lipstick in the glove box, a bumper sticker that informs everybody that you were an honor student in middle school, and this ancient, scent-free air freshener. Have fun trying to get play from the freshmen ladies in that, homie.