What It Says: You're more boring than a 6th-grade documentary.

Sorry, but it's the truth. You could have picked anything—an ironic flat representation of fuzzy dice, a velociraptor, or a depiction of Hemmingway—but you didn't. You just grabbed the one that looks most like the first result on Google for "car air freshener," and for this we condem both you and your Consumer Reports-recommended Japanese mid-size sedan with no options as boring.