Tim Duncan, San Antonio Spurs
Would Resemble:: Eric Cantor
Could you imagine Tim Duncan as a politician? We already have him as one of the most boring players in NBA history. If he were to go the government route after the NBA, Duncan would undoubtedly be the type of politician that will get the job done with very little fanfare. His rallies would be more like vigils and his speeches would seem more like funerals. But again, he would probably be damn good at his job. We assume, of course.