Andrew Bynum, Philadelphia 76ers
Would Resemble:: Your typical Tea Party member.
You can tell a lot about a person just by looking at their grooming habits. And if that's the case, Andrew Bynum would make a terrible politician when his playing days are done. It seems as though every week, Bynum is experimenting with his hair and each reincarnation is just a tad bit crazier (and scarier) than the last one. If there's one thing to take away from his constant switch-ups, it's an inability to commit to one thing for an extended period of time. Bynum is the type of guy that will commit to something whole-heartedly, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.
After all, he must've seen his perm in mirror and said to himself, "yeah, this works," right? But, at the same time, the 25-year-old can easily be persuaded into trying something equally extreme on a whim with no consideration towards pros and cons. That sounds an awful lot like a member of the Tea Party if you ask us. At this point, it's clear that Bynum doesn't know what he wants. His brain is still quite malleable and those are the qualities that embody your every day Tea Party member. A desire to believe in one ideal until a different, fresher, (temporarily) more plausible idea comes to the surface.