Date: 2/7/2013

Even a superstar like Mario Balotelli is subject to the rigors of airport parking. Balotelli parked his car in front of Linate arrivals and was promptly asked to move it by Italian police. In classic Mario fashion, Balotelli pretended to move the car, and was then sanctioned as a result of his failure to cooperate. Mario Balotelli, failure to cooperate? We're shocked.