12. Mike Tyson
Charges: Rape, road rage, possession of narcotics
Number Of Arrests: 6 (30 as a minor)
Fucking Mike, man. He tried so hard not to let the animal out. But once Cus D'Amato died and the slippery, slimy reptilian named Don King entered his life, Tyson turned back into that Brooklyn stick-up kid. After doing three years for rape, Iron Mike couldn't stay out of trouble--he was busted fror everything DUI to felony drug possession--, and continued to say the first thing that popped into his head. And we love him for it.