Teams(s): Hawks, Magic
Stats: 4.5 PPG, 4.9 RPG, 1.0 APG, 0.7 SPG, 1.0 BPG
Blame this man for ushering in the era of bloated contracts. The Hawks gave his bum ass more money than Magic, Larry, and Michael in 1989 after a convincing 4.7 point, 6.1 rebound, and 1.3 block '88 campaign. Can we get some Gattaca leg implants or some shit? That stat line says it all.